Dear Idiot

Thank you for the SPAM. I am glad to hear that all is well and that you are finally living that dream of sitting on your fat ass, doing absolutely fuck-all and earning big bucks for it.

As for me … I prefer to work for a living. No matter how many times they say it on Carte Blanche and how many people send me the same stupid email with fake testimonials, I cannot bring myself to accept Bill Gates' money for the AOL deal - it just doesn't seem like real work to me and you know how I am about these things.

Please SPAM me again so that I can justify blacklisting your email address.

Your friend

Sorry Hardworking Cunt